Yeah I went to Effingham with Brandy today. We looked for some applications. We each got two applications. I wanted one from Little Caesar's and one from Subway, but Little Caesar's was out of applications and anyway, they only needed to fill the position of Poor Sucker Who Walks Back And Forth With A Sign Advertising Hot And Ready Five Dollars. Now, who in their right mind goes around saying "Hot and Ready... $5"??? Sure my mind is in the gutter, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that sounds more than a little like very affordable prostitution...
Subway was not nearly as perverted with us.
Subway just told me that I needed to fill out the application in person "Right Here, Right Now" (Jesus Jones) and I was like "Well, I don't have much time now, but I might come back sometime" having absolutely no intentions of coming back, but just needing an excuse to get the heck out of dodge as my mozzerella sticks from Arby's were getting cold.
Thank you to Rachel for introducing my to Arby's Side-Kickers.
On a side note, we went to Wal-Mart (totally just to buy cheap pop) but we ended up walking around a lot in the store and I happened to see Shannon. She talked to me and Brandy for a while. No hard feelings anymore. I'm past that stage.
We also had to go to the hospital to order some tickets for some Cubs game or whatever. I was like why would you go to a hospital for Cubs tickets? That's about as bad as advertising that you are hot and ready in front of Little Caesar's.
What is this world coming to?
I think I'll write my column on how "x-number" of kids between the ages of 18 and 21 or whatever don't know where Mississippi is. It's not a very good survey, because they only asked a little over 500 people the question, and something tells me they were probably not U.S. citizens.
Brandy is watching some Arctic Cat DVD as we speak.
Hey Rach, nice blog, by the way. The toilet is temporarily fixed. I talked to Kris on the phone for like 2.5 hours last night. I guess he tried to call me from his mom's cell phone 2 nights ago, but I wasn't around when he called and so they showed up as missed calls and I didn't recognize the number. So I was a little nervous when my caller ID showed up with the same number calling me last night. But yeah, it was Kris, so that was cool.
This is also to Rachel Jean Carr, who likes wearing contacts when not wearing her glasses: I met Windy in the J.C. Penney fitting room at the Village Square Mall today.
Rach! Come to church with me and Brandy tonight.
Sarah: I need to know if and when you are having a graduation party with Brandy. If you are NOT having it this Saturday, then I will probably go to karaoke with Kris this weekend. If you are, then I'll probably go with him another weekend.
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