1) I can play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 online for hours on end.
2) I'm being a jerk on Fallout 3 on my first go.
3) I not-so-secretly want to make a vegetarian version of KFC's Double Down.
4) I think the chip in my windshield that looks like a bullet hole is pretty freaking awesome.
5) I can make a "that's what she said" reference or other double entendre out of just about anything.
6) And I usually do.
7) I quite possibly have no soul.
8) I have an overwhelming desire to visit all the places in "I've Been Everywhere."
9) I have been known to quote certain parts of "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. Probably not the parts you are thinking of though.
10) I ate pizza with macaroni and cheese on it yesterday. And kind of liked it.
11) I got my @$$ kicked by Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin' sauce. Just last week!
12) I just made a list of things I'm not proud of.
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