And my garden sings, "Baby, talk dirty to me"

Well it's looking like I'm not going to have to go to work today. No problem. That just gives me more time to do things like: clean the house, study for the GRE, take care of my birds, etc. I had an excellent time this weekend. It was good to get out of here for a while. And it was totally fun to goof off and forget that I'm actually an adult. By the way, I went out to look at my corn today and thought of Beavis and Butthead--maybe if I had talked dirty to my corn it would have grown better. Guess I'll have to try that next year...